I mean, I am basically predisposed to root against Lonzo, but your draft analysis is completely, completely wrong. Basically all draft analysts agreed that Lonzo was one of the two or three best players in the draft, and it was a strong draft. He’s a high-floor player with genuine strengths at the NBA’s most important…

Right. The last I heard from the people who seem to like basketball as a sport, but who are uninterested in watching it being played at the highest level, is that NBA players are lazy spoiled millionaires who don’t get back on defense and don’t hustle and do nothing but get in trouble off the court and don’t listen to…

Yeah, but in truth, prior to the invention of the steam engine, civilization on this planet didn’t evolve with any rapidity, either. In 1750AD, the fastest mode of transportation available to you would have been the horse, which was of course the exact same mode available five thousand years earlier, when hordes of…

Not really. It’s like someone in 1400AD looking at biblical records written in 1500BC, that tell of an even earlier period and are full of guys who supposedly lived for 900 years, and then just adding it up to get a figure of 8300 years, which is probably completely spurious. The books hint that the in-world…

Pictured: Luck’s successful surgery.

There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

Probably the Olympics.

Guess what Edith? In the future, your vote is going to count exactly the same as a current 5 year old boy who says “Look what I have” while holding a piece of his own poop in his hand.

my kids cant even spell PS4.

I clicked a link?! The fuck is happening today?!

I probably should be into this I just have never been in to women’s basketball. I’m a big proponent of women’s sports but other than UCONN vs. Tennessee it has never interested me. Soccer yes, volleyball yes, track yes, golf yes. I don’t know what it is about women’s basketball.

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

El Paso school takes an El Paso

Twitter is a social media app whose purpose is to disrupt the employment of its users.

That’s true of most girls from Utah.

First we’ll have to plow through that near $2 billion surplus.

Sad. Though it may not always affect the ultimate outcome, starting basic CPR can help in certain cases.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Exactly. I need a new freaking article to read!