I’m mystified by deadspins obsession with this movement. Cancel the Olympics and all of our dreams will come true. 

There was a very real scenario playing out in which Press, Lloyd and Horan would watch Spain win while sitting on the bench. It was insanity. Pure insanity not rest Morgan start Lloyd and sub Rapinoe much, much earlier.

My favorite part of both Deadspin comments and NBA twitter are all the keen observations and on point prognosticators 

The whole tampering thing is just stupid. They all tamper. In the end the Pelicans childish behavior is going to bite them in the ass. 

I give less than zero fucks about STL fans. After Frontiere gained control of the LA Rams she did all she could to move them out. The whole sorry episode inspired the movie Major League. I’m not convinced she didn’t have something to do with Carroll Rosenblooms death.

All owners suck. I mean the owner of the Pats is one of Donald Trumps best friends. Kroenke might be a dick but he righted a historic wrong when Georgia Frontiere underhandedly moved the team from LA to STL. That whole episode inspired the movie Major League. Also any move that pisses off Raiders fans is a good move…

Sean Payton loves the noncall because it totally deflects the attention away from his horrible play calling at the end of that game. Why would Brees throw at all in the situation much less twice? 

They pay well. 

Such a great moment for Iverson and the Sixers when they went on to win that championship series after such a sweet burn. 

The Celts and Rockets are lighting the world on fire either right now. 

“The taste itself wasn’t really any different. But if you ever ate sand as a kid, you know, you can kind of feel it crunching in between your teeth. There was a little tiny bit of that.” Knox cut the interview short explaining his sudden need get home and soak his aching corns and watch Fox News.

Lol. The Raiders were never and will never be bigger then the Dodgers and Lakers in LA. The Raiders are among the worst organizations in football and in ten years nobody in LA but Ice Cube will care about the Raiders. But the Chargers do need to go home. 

The fuck does he mean? Wildfires and earthquakes are part of what makes California fun as hell. 

The economy is on fire!! - Bush supporters in 2007

Yeah. If you are from Vancouver are you really Canadian? Winters there are lovely.

This. No way that guy is 6’4 - 240. He’s at least 300 hundred pounds. Then again Trump probably made changes at the US Department of Weights and Measures to his benefit.

Commercial airliners have had a form of an autopilot and other pilot assist technologies for decades and until recently suffered crashes fairly routinely. Now that technology has made airline disasters almost unheard of. Good thing the aviation industry didn’t take your advice.

The Charm of Making from Excalibur! That brought back memories from lazy Saturday HBO binge watching when I was a kid.

When I was 17 I was thinking for myself and didn’t need anybody to tell me what was right or wrong. By 18 I was in the goddamn desert training to kill the enemy with my M-16 so that later I could pay for college. I made those life decisions on my own. So maybe you were a burnout moron in high school. But let’s not…

Life is too short to be this angry about the Oscars. Trump is our President for fucks sake.