There is nothing in the world I’m more certain of than I am that Barry Bonds has the wrist and core strength to square up a 90+ mph fastball right now.

Probably the Olympics.

Guess what Edith? In the future, your vote is going to count exactly the same as a current 5 year old boy who says “Look what I have” while holding a piece of his own poop in his hand.

my kids cant even spell PS4.

I clicked a link?! The fuck is happening today?!

I probably should be into this I just have never been in to women’s basketball. I’m a big proponent of women’s sports but other than UCONN vs. Tennessee it has never interested me. Soccer yes, volleyball yes, track yes, golf yes. I don’t know what it is about women’s basketball.

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

El Paso school takes an El Paso

That’s true of most girls from Utah.

First we’ll have to plow through that near $2 billion surplus.

Sad. Though it may not always affect the ultimate outcome, starting basic CPR can help in certain cases.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Exactly. I need a new freaking article to read!

I wonder if they will paint a little jeep on the fuselage...

Not a good day for force security.

Man, there are times where pictures just capture a moment so much better than any other form of media could. It’s those moments when you remember why they’re still so vital to telling a story.

the numbers are likely eye-watering.

You think he lets them take a Jet to St. Louis? That’s bus distance.

Hey, remember when St. Louis threw a bunch of public money at the NFL to steal a team with an established fanbase back in the mid-’90s, and they were the bad guys? Karma’s a bitch, and James Busch Orthwein can finish that bag of dicks Bob Kraft gave him in ‘94. St. Louis had to settle for the Rams, and you live by the…