The '90s were a dark time. Don't let Nickelodeon fool you.

I am not saying that I agree or disagree with what is being said by her but why do you refer to it as 'absurdly incoherent'? It seems to not only be a reasonable argument but also backed up by what she believes are views that support her theory. Your question is more absurd than her argument.

no, texas is not awesome. I imagine they rolled out the typical negative tax rate to get them to move. Texas social services are trash, but the execs can afford to live in private neighborhoods with private police and private schools.

[Disclaimer: I am a geographically-satisfied New Yorker who has no horse in this race.]

I dunno. First it's weed, then ecstasy, then coke, then bath salts, then the next thing you know this party is fucking epic, man.

Not only are they idiots, but their spelling is also turrible. (I'm looking at you, "biast" lady.)

The real problem is playing a basketball game on a stage in a fucking football stadium.

Eh - there are public transit horror stories, but considering the amount of public transit running every day, the likelihood of something like what happens in these instances isn't all that common (minus the pee thing, and possibly busted AC). For as much as people rag on public transportation, it can actually be…

I think you're overlooking masturbation. You should never overlook masturbation.

Not to discount Popovich, who is a great coach, but 11 rings are 11 rings. Yes, Jackson had two of the all-time greats in Jordan and Pippen, but he also beat a lot of teams that had Hall of Famers and All-Time NBA 50 players.

Some Lakers fans would argue the worst Lakers loss in franchise history is Jerry Buss.

Wonders why the male seatmate resisted her advances...

White people look the same.

Replace it with a foot long Alabama Black Snake....

Russia DID invent the concept of the Potemkin Village, after all.

I'm not sure shitting and then congratulating yourself (both profusely) after people raise an eyebrow at the smell is a particularly noble endeavour.

The Rams moved to Anaheim after Rosenbloom's death, but he was the one that had already made it happen. And dumping Dickerson didn't necessarily weaken the Rams that much - they still had a wonderful line and had some pretty productive years out of Charles White and Greg Bell and they got a big haul of draft picks…

Both the NFL and Los Angeles are in very different places than they were 20 years ago. This notion that the second largest city in the US couldn't support a team playing the most popular sport in the country in this day and age and with a brand new state of the art jewel of a stadium as a featured attraction is…

I tend to call it Dumbfuckistan.