This goddamn thing...It still scares me.

Bayonetta from Bayonetta because Bayonetta.

I voted for Bayonetta.

How is that using the Wii U to its fullest? It's not, but the graphics are lovely, yes? The Wii U part of this is that the Wii U GamePad serves as a tappable engineering control panel for you ship. You don't just use control sticks and buttons to fly around. You're tapping around on engineering touch panels, Star…

No, it's Monday. You missed work.

As far as I know, no one died, was swatted, or was otherwise threatened over this dress. I call that a win.

This is really what the internet was made for. We should feel proud today.

Of course it's an unlikelihood. The difference between this situation and the one you provided is that for a long goddamn time, most superhero teams WERE all men, or all men and one token female like the Justice League. It was assumed that superhero teams would be led by men and populated mostly by men. Even…

Looking at the comments, this is definitely needed. Listen to our friend Danny Trejo. He's a cool dude, he's trying to help you out.

You poor fools. I have long since evolved beyond the need for words to express my excitement for upcoming Nintendo releases. Someday you too will reach this pinnacle of hype, and on that day we shall join together in our celebrations of all things Nintendo.

I KNOW RIGHT

SORRY, I'M NOT QUITE THERE YET

I am so jazzed for this game that I've gone past incoherent caps-lock yelling and come out the other side completely calm and reasonable.

'Unearthed', A Not-nice Canine production. Look for our next blockbuster game about a father figure and teenage girl surviving the zomb-... alien apocalypse together titled, "The Remainder of We."

Haha! I thought of you, Jason, the second I saw it on the screen. Nintendo has your number.

Probably my favorite surprise of the year.

Even if she has to blow up another sun to do it.

In this instance, I feel like that line should go, "You are all puppies tangled in strings."

Ultron is not pleased.

If there's nothing she can do, why do you give enough of a shit to write a long, rambling post about it? Are you scared us girl gamers are gonna mess with your boy toys?

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"