I may be too "tech-finnicky" but I hate "real-time" antivirus software. I much prefer a scanning program I can run every week or so. I don't want something running in the background, halting operations because of a false positive and therefore causing more problems than it solves. I've seen many cases wherein a…

Well, at least it's not as bad as this.

Maybe in another reality.

This guy apparently held knowledge important concerning the survival of the human race in cold climates.

Teal? That's totally aquamarine. Or maybe turquoise.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

You mean to tell me there's more to sex than penis size? Things like competent knowledge of the female anatomy, as well as foreplay, romantic feelings and... trust between one another?

Very disappointed. It was a failure, but way ahead of its time.

Socks are fo' ya feet, silly.

You can't stop the miles.

Until you're dead.

GIMMIE FUEL GIMMIE FIYA GIMMIE DABALADADAAAZ.

The Enrichment Center is regretfully required to inform you that this next test will not include a live-fire course and politely ask that, if a turret shines its lights at you more than three times, you assume the party escort submission position and wait for a party associate who will arrive shortly to simulate the…

They'll never know the truth.

I'm all for options and the ability to cake-walk through games if that's what it takes for you as a player to enjoy a game, but changing the nature of a game after the fact is simply ludicrous. Firstly, the Souls franchise is renowned for being tough as nails. If you change that, then you're changing the core element…

I wish there were more options. Like being able to switch between English and Japanese voice acting, as well as turning on or off English (and maybe even Japanese) subtitles. As someone who's grown used to watching subbed anime, I'd be fine listening to Japanese voices and reading text along with it.

Interesting backstory regarding Howard Phillips and Nintendo. http://brentalfloss.com/comicfitbonus1

I think Kersti is more of a guide, she doesn't really help fight like the traditional companions.

Wasn't Solid Snake looking older because of the FOXDIE virus or something? I recall Solid Snake, depressingly so, being cursed with aging much faster than a normal human. I can accept that, even if it's a little strange!

There's also the timeline to blame. Of course Solid Snake would look older in 2 and 4, but that doesn't quite explain Big Boss looking younger in this image than he did in 4. This is set after 4, right?