Shot through the heart, and you're to blame.

How do you know these things? D:

For your enjoyment.

Ditto, the blog view and the community is the only reason I keep coming back. That and immense boredom.

Pika la Revolución! Join me, brothers!

I think my biggest gripe is that my amazing pikachu avatar has gotten increasingly smaller over the years. I mean, look at it. It's so tiny now. I'm so insecure now about my performance.

Son... I am proud.

Meh, PXOD was first and they have my seal of approval. [pressxordie.com]

I guess one good thing about the new comments is that from what I've seen on Gizmodo they aren't unstable and only work half the time like every other "feature" that's been implemented to Gawker sites for the past two-three years.

He's just singing about what we're all thinking...

Oh, hello there, old friend.

Yay! Candy! *hops in*

That's why I don't want to go. I hate pineapple!

Needs more lava.

Me neither, but I would like to poke cooled lava with a stick.

I tend to get my news from Reddit now-a-days on /r/gamernews and other areas of the reddits.

Home Economics is not gay, man. It's a good way to meet chicks.

You bring the cake, he'll bring the frosting.

Well, it's Shepard. Sex is the only way he knows how to save anything.

Comment Promotion Powers: ACTIVATE!!!