I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

“Feel Like Bacon Love”

This doesn’t strike me as a story about feminism or women in the workplace. It’s strikes me mostly as a story about how the venture capital culture of Silicon Valley, which is predicated on very rapid growth, hurts employees.

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

If it makes you feel better, think of all the real rape out there that doesn't make the news.

Obviously someone's never just tossed bread directly on the coil of an electric range. There is a level of hungover where sometimes it's just like "Pans are loud. Fuck pans."

"The radio collar was transmitting from inside the python."

So this'll be the comment that gains an embarrassing number of stars and reminds us how judgmental this community can be.

I can relate to all of this, so much.

It needs to start even earlier than that. I work in a day care and I teach pre-school-aged children consent. "No means no and stop means stop." gets tossed around a lot in my class. They ask for permission to touch or hug. They understand that there are ways to say no that don't involve talking (My class is 4 and 5…

Kara, I think you need an LA spin-off of Caity and Rich's NYC series, where instead of touristy spots, you go to celebrity-owned restaurants.

Will they be able to assemble the three pieces of the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Agreed. Some people are so afraid of looking stupid that they don't ask questions and then they end up looking stupider and don't learn anything.

This diagram explains it all.

She still pulled it off better than Amelia Bedelia.

Hey, Pound Puppies RULED.