this is my cousins car.... thats too funny

I was hoping to do a Karmann Ghia and turn it into an electric car and call it the Carmen Electra but didn't work out.

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Jason, I love your writing, but you're slowly killing me with "There's..."+ a plural.

License plate frames. Especially dealer ones. The one above is illegal, too.

Shocked this one hasn't been mentioned yet. It doesn't have to be the Christmas ones, any decoration for any holiday has no place on your car. It shows me and all the other drivers on the road to give you PLENTY of space, because you clearly don't care much for cars, or driving.

Pillar gauges. Oh, how I despise pillar gauges.

Slammed/Stance.

This garbage. "Hey, let's put something awkward in between you and one of the major control surfaces!"

Or:

Bullet hole decals. Because Gangsta!

Landau roof:

Any "performance part" sticker. Even if they ARE present (highly suspect in most cases). Unless racecar, for contingency monies.

Pretty much any variation on this theme.

House paint.

Fake portholes...

Donk wheels. They make the car useless to drive and it can't even go off-road with those giant wheels. What an abomination.

Giant spoilers. They look hideous and serve no function most of the time.

Truck Nutz

Spinners. Absolutely the gaudiest thing that no one should have on their cars. Ever.