This is 4 blocks from my house. I'm basically famous.

Ugh, that was unwatchable. It's sad, she's actually pretty talented but really got worked by the system.

Singing was workmanlike. Serviceable but no JCC.

Date a woman who won't care. They're the better kind anyway.

I miss Sarah Palin. The absolute nonsense delivered with unerring "sincerity"... It was all like some bizarre performance art piece.

Breaking: this is a photo of the actual giant gar of gumballs.

Nooooo much too abrasive! Get a proper non-abrasive polish that only works on the tarnish, otherwise you're washing good silver down the drain!

It is the same in a crowded bar or similar? Because I find the best way to move through a crowd is to lead with my hand and gently steer people aside - it seems much more gentle and thoughtful than leading with the shoulder and just pressing through.

Who has caller ID? My phone only knows the numbers I've told it about.

Lena Dunham can shove it, I'll keep talking about my dog. If you don't enjoy my company that's fine, I've got lots of good close friends who do and also talk about their dogs.

I'm a dude, but I don't think my advice is particularly gendered.

You do realize that BlackBerry didn't invent this, either, right?

Oh. Yeah, I can forgive that.

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Two choices; either guy can't distinguish fantasy from reality, or he's nonconsentually involving dude #2 in his fantasy sexlife. Neither of those things is ok.

How I feel about this depends a lot on your fathers age at the time.

You recognize that shame is not the defining characteristic of sexting, right?

http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-trouble-with-experts/

This is what I was trying to figure out. Still stumped.

You'd think magic would be getter cheaper these days...