Not me, I don't lie online. Nope.

"increase crew members' risk of cancer by 3%"

These sounds suspiciously like being a decent empathetic person. Are you telling us to be decent and empathetic, Jez?

You already have that option. There's lots of fair trade chocolate available, and it has the added advantage of also being vastly higher quality.

I'm partial to the other gal, mostly because I've got a thing for tiny women who look like they could break me in half.

I think I remember that commercial.

It's one of the fatal flaws of the show. Choosing a black bachelor/ette would stir up exactly the kind of "controversy" (read: racist rantings) that TV networks are very careful about trying to avoid, especially in the conservative reality market. At the same time, NOT doing it gets more and more awkward and obvious…

Maybe he's walking on eggshells because he's worried that someone will selectively mis-read everything he said and then be a total dick about it. I wonder why he'd think such a thing?

I have always argued that attraction is one of the few areas where you owe no one an apology or explanation for your preferences. Do you only want to hire Korean women for a job? That's racist. Do you only want to date Korean women? That's ok, so long as you're willing to live with the reduced dating pool that that…

Yeah, she should react to this with the cool detachment of a 50-year-old who's been in showbiz for years. Imagine, a child getting excited over something?! How uncouth.

"Quvenzhané Wallis seriously needs to grow up already"

No more than alligators are. And alligators, for the record, are not.

Yep, clearly not a crocodile. And from the accent they're likely in India.

Yeah I imagine they're pretty torn up about that.

"One obvious difference between sex and music comes to mind - in human beings sexual activity has the ability to create another human being."

It was supposed to be for me.

Porn isn't empowering or meaningful to me, particularly.

"...or changing the mind of people who don't care what they think. "

You make a lot of unsupported blanket statements to bolster your point. Music is not sacred? Many, many people across many, many generations would vociferously disagree with that statement.

Mine too. It's mortifying. Also people in big coats.