Dorsey… also seemed to call X a “freedom technology” in a tweet on Saturday, warning users to not depend on corporations to grant them rights.

Because he needs Line* To Go Up, and having something to hype for Tesla is part of that. “Our robots are making progress and coming to a home near you in a year! Buy Tesla shares now, get it back above $200/share so I stop getting squeezed by my creditors for whom I’ve pledged shares!”

Expensive bottle opener...

How many times do I have to tell you people? Never be interesting to your doctor.

Between this and the ‘prion disease from deer meat’ story from a week or so back, I’m starting to think that maybe that whole ‘at least I know what’s in my meat’ line that hunters use is bullshit.

“How would you like your steak cooked, sir? Medium rare?”

See, if she had eaten lab grown deer meat, this wouldn’t have happened, but apparently, DeSantis thinks lab grown meat is “woke” and just banned it.

Scanning and email make it entirely possible to sign and immediately send it to someone. Writing tablets and shared documents mean it could even be completely left in the hands of the receiver, and not something copied and sent electronically.

There are set ups for authors to remotely sign books. You have to go somewhere and line up for the dedicated device though.

I felt exactly how you would feel if you were getting ready to launch and knew you were sitting on top of two million parts — all built by the lowest bidder on a government contract.

This one looks like a paw mark.

Uh yeah, chunks of the heat shield flying off is kind of a concern...

Wish it wasn’t completely dominated by religious and far-right propaganda, and that’s the only radio some rural areas get. Correlation or causation?

Who knew a company run my a megalomaniac would have such a horrible runtime?

Oh for sure, and it’s worked for countless CEOs who follow Welch’s roadmap.

So Marc aspires to be this guy?

its been five years since Endgame came out. five years. theres no generational divide. Marvel bet on “keep doing the same thing” and lost. they didnt focus on new trends or how viewing habits changed during the pandemic. 

Yeah, as much as I think “superhero fatigue” is overblown ballooey, blaming “collective ADHD” of kids these days is even worse nonsense. Kids today are perfectly able to sit through a movie. So are people with ADHD, by the way, if the movie is good enough.

I feel like you could take the skeleton of this article and swap out almost any billionaire’s name like a sort of MadLibs and it would be just as accurate.