Kanye talks like Super Mario & threatens his employees, Musk roleplays as a Child, while Orange Man acts literally like a child. These are rich, famous, and powerful people in the world? WTF? Is there a humanity do over button yet?

At least Trump is old and will - barring tragedy - die before I do. So I’ll at least have some years left of not hearing much about that insufferable sack of actual shit.

2 people I wish I never had to hear about or from again:

Every company needs a focus group with at least a few GenZ, Millennials, & GenX on it. With their powers combined, they can weed out the accidental flesh lights.

I imagine some sort of Mummenschanz improv theater group presentation with people rolling around on the floor making “vroom vroom” noises.

I think I’d be more interested in Boston Dynamics making horse sized drones that you could ride through the city than riding in a Muxi

Close the lid and sit down.  Let the son of a bitch swim, just never touch a rat.

Well, this is just a friggen nightmare on so many levels. At least he’s Canadian, if he was American, he’d also likely get stuck with a 100k hospital bill on top of everything else.

Well, now I have a new thing to be afraid of in addition to toilet snakes. 

Sure. What the worst could happen?

Dear stupid people,

This kinda stuff makes me sad for humanity. I had hoped that by the time I hit 50, the Earth would have mastered space travel and flying cars, but I guess our society is just too dumb to handle anything.

I just want one that will bring me ice cream or beer while I’m watching tv

I’m confused. The info from Twitter seems to indicate if you had 2,500 VERIFIED subscribers you’d get Premium, and if you had 5,000 VERIFIED subscribers you’d get Premium +. I remember someone pointing out that these parameters actually only applied to a very small number of people.

Give me a smarter, just as cute robot as the Disney Imagineer’s one that can also take commands and fetch me a beer or cocktail. Also it needs to be real AI, I don’t want a 100 remote workers in India looking up my girlfriends skirt or trying to grope her. If they can do that I am in.

Good riddance. I only used the Amazon Go near me once, and that was enough to convince me it was both unsustainable and incredibly dystopian; Putting aside the horrifying implications of mass adoption of grocery storess that require a smartphone and amazon account to even use (sorry low income and homeless people- I…

Just Walk Out, whose impressive technology was truly ahead of its time.

I expected theft, or the system was faulty. The reality was way way worse. Huh.

“largely because offshore cashiers were rewatching videos and assigning items to different customers.”

The Amazon Go by me charges like double the amount of a 711 nearby. I didn’t even use the service there as the mark up for it’s convenience was way to high. Amazon has been trying to corner every market by outselling them at a loss and then jack up the prices for everything 7 folds to make a huge profit back while…