I swear, that bridge came out of nowhere!

Cargo ship owners were like...

From what I’ve seen, there wasn’t a lot of real structure to their company. They were supposedly using Quickbooks to handle their accounting as a multi-billion dollar “company”.

“Do we as a public condone a criminal system so unmoored from any moral bearings that it supports the punishment and exploitation of children, families, and communities?”

“then-Undersheriff (now-Sheriff)”

Such articles showcasing these wacked individuals should only be published with the intent of serious ridicule and joke making.  Every opportunity to take a stab at these inbred imbeciles shouldn’t be squandered. 

Someone start a conspiracy theory that if you stare long enough into the sun before the eclipse, you’ll see the face of God and be taken up with the Rapture.

“RED ROR RARIVE, ROU’RE ROMING RIT RE!”

“Rich people never go to prison, so I’ll be fine!” -Sam Bankman-Fried, probably

Will Pornhub pull out of Florida?

Robot overlord abuse. Revenge will be theirs.

Wait until Roscoe start shooting back. Soon...

My biggest concerns about Sam Altman and OpenAI, are that it is being touted as an altruistic effort to “benefit humanity.” However, it is super obvious to me that:

It’s quite the accomplishment being nominated for a Razzie TWICE in your teens

It’s because being a billionaire, who are 99% old white men, and being a piece of shit go hand in hand.

By the way, Marvel doesn’t have any “all black” or “all female” casts in any of their films. Black Panther notably has a white guy playing a supporting character for a lot of the film. Captain Marvel and The Marvels has freakin’ Nick Fury has one of the main characters.

Disney isn’t “freaking out” about Peltz, since there’s no way he can get on the board. I don’t know why he thinks nakedly showing his racism and sexism will help him do that, but he’s an old white guy, I guess they think they can do and say anything and people will reward them for it.

Side note: Peltz happens to be the father of Nicola Peltz, who played Katara in 2010's infamously very white Last Airbender adaptation.

I mean, he is such a snowflake he would fit in the world of Frozen. 

Why are all rich old white men such pieces of shit?

Oh, right...because being a piece of shit is a prerequisite to becoming a rich old white man.