Come on, people!

I will stick to licking Toads.

I blame Zoltar.

I'll start my own smartphone! With blackjack and hookers!

It’s also bullshit.

I pretty much ignored Tom Cruise’s films post couch jumping moment mainly because many of the movies he made in that time frame didn’t interest me for whatever reason.

So Elmo watched RoboCop too many times and wants to turn Tesla into OCP with him as Dick "Dick" Jones?

It would have been easier to say: “Not Season 8 of GOT.”

So the Chinese are going to be confused dealing with cartoons of funny looking cows and dogs doing weird things.

Like Giga Shit going through a Giga Goose.

Make Americah Guilty Again!

Part of the reason Nelson led this revolt was to keep his daughter happy according to the gossip sites as she wanted a plum role in the MCU. Between making a cool billion and keeping his daughter happy... Greed wins.

“I mean, it’s not a hydrogen leak. Give us some credit. At Boeing we put the lives of those who ride in our products above prof... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Sorry, I couldn’t say it with a straight face.”

An Ohio Billionaire? They will buy the best 3rd party Playstation Controllers.

Worst Teddy Bear Picnic ever.

Meanwhile Night Court’s DA Dan Fielding aka John Laroquette gets no love from his summer job as the sole surviving Klingon in a vain attempt to escape Bob Wheeler’s coronation as King of Yugoslavia.

When you’re right 48% of the time then your wrong 52% of the time!

Picture yourself in a search for a river
That has tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Gemini gives you your answer quite slowly
It’s Bill Shatner with kaleidoscope eyes

Damn, that’s one big ass Blue Angel.

I am still waiting for that free time I was supposed to get with increased productivity using automation and networked systems.