ManchuCandidate
ManchuCandidate
ManchuCandidate

That’s a lot of Popeye Chicken sandwiches.

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Should have stopped polishing the unicorn horn.

Should also look at price. There is a reason why some Ramen is $1 a packet and others are $4+.

My fave is the standard Kit Kat, but once in a while I’ll get some of these

He knows when you’ve been over eating.

A gif representation of me attempting to eat that.

We know that in breakfast fast food, the egg came before the chicken

It was a question I asked my ex. She never had a good answer. I only tolerate mayo on sandwiches like chicken, turkey or salmon.

Why are good all American ICE officers eating immigrant food aka Tacos?

“Mighty fine looking restaurant here. Shame if it got a one star review on Yelp.”

Seymour? /2nd dog/

I dunno.  Don’t mind the McD’s breakfast burritos with a hashbrown stuffed inside to burn my mouth with hot blazing oil from the fryer.

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The Simpsons predicted this over 20 years ago... sigh.  Now I want one.

Hours after his crowning moment of tritrumph of killing an ISIS leader no one outside of foreign policy circles really cared about, Trump wilts in the face of Natittude.

Dare: WHAT THE FUCK MAN! I WAS RUNNING!!

Garnet and Gold outfits
Spirals fly from his fingertips
Screaming voices in the night
It’s a restless pigskin on an endless flight

Woo hoo witchy football,
See how high it flies
Woo hoo witchy football
They got to stick it in Orange’s eye

It’s not so much Joe Buck by himself as the toxic combination of Joe Buck and Tim “Obvious” McCarver that got on my nerves.

Run and tell all of the dietitians
This could take all night
Think I need some sugar to help me get things right

This is pancreatic persecution
‘Cause I’m not gonna a lie
I sat around eating this and felt my last one die

Now I’m looking forward to fry to save me
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something to

NBA = Never-ending Buckle to Authoritarians.

According to “The Social Network” Zuck was/is supposed to be an arrogant condescending quick witted guy who had all the answers verbally sparring with experienced sharp lawyers.