Sounds like NYC’s answer to Ponderosa Steakhouses.

“Coach Wood packed us in like cattle!”

But from what I’ve heard, “Fucking” is the actual first or middle name of every team as in:

I know the Expos are gone, but Kendrick is the new Rick Monday. 

“Their ancestors took our lands. Their distant kin sent us to Oklahoma. The ones living mock us with a phony ass chop. Only thing we get to enjoy is their off season trail of tears.”

I’m more shocked insurance guys seem to be the good guys in a relative morality play about the NFL and tobacco industry.

One Donald J Trump didn’t help the US Amercia during the Tet Offensive either.

Rihanna seems to be mentally equipped to handle these difficult times than Ellen (who if the gossip mongers are true who is actually a kiss up/kick down kind of person.)

It’s like that here where I live but with every fucking new Tim Hortons.

Tinker, Tailor, Celebrity, WAG

No.  Except the 2nd Amendment and stops at the whole REGULATED MILITIAS thing.

Booze and opioids.

Write a mildly worded letter in STERN protest?

GOPers are shocked SHOCKED SHOCKED that Preznit Goodbrain Strongman is basically a weak willed chickenshit traitor.

Who was serving the sandwich?

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

UNFIT? He’s a 6'3" 239 pound stable genius triathlete who would still pass US NAVY SEAL training and has really BIG FINGERS!!!! Don’t tell me HE’S UNFIT!

Cameron tried his best to outrun his competition and crashed into the proverbial wall. All Hail MCP.

Shocking, I know. It’s like as if some little Trump wannabe kid who never was a Marine or even watched Full Metal Jacket coaches a body building phony to say he had BDSM sex with Liz Warren and was a Marine infantryman* in the One Three**.

PowerPoint is where it’s at!