This is to provide the necessary symmetry for the 14-0 Dolphins then the circle will be closed and the timeline will return to its normal state as said in the Cetacean Prophecy.*

—Jexi, a movie where Adam DeVine gets Fatal Attractioned by the Siri equivalent in his phone (gender politics looked extremely suspect)

I dunno. I grew up in a rural white community and binge drinking was pretty common there too.

Pictured:  an artist’s representation of Brent Kavanaugh’s Penis.

So that’s who Ben is playing in the Porky’s remake.

VAPE MADNESS!

BoJo Press Advisor: Come back Boris! They were saying BOOORIS!

That's a bridge too far, Chris.

That's no moon!

Vote Joe Biden: Cause Peppridge Farms Remembers even if HE don’t.

Hey Joe, have a coke and relax. Don’t mind the pubes around the top of the can though.

In 30 years, the Mermen and Merwomen of Miami will look back at this season as “Sure sucks when the Atlantic drowned Miami, but at least we aren’t as bad as the 0-16 2019/2020 Dolphins

Come for the fire. Stay for the dumpster fire.

The moral of the story?

Judgey McRapes Alot strikes again.

Why didn’t he just punt? It can’t be any worse than what he actually did.

The worst thing you can do to the Sacklers is take ALL their fucking money forcing them to scrounge for every dime and penny. It might be so bad that these shitballs will be forced to deal the very drugs they made completing the circle of life.

That’s why she married Jared “Holy fuck what a shitbag” Kushner.

Gee, that's too bad for Faux. I wonder if they will try the "we're just entertainment" defense of noted feeb and loon Alex Jones?