Rataouille 2:  The Deep Fried Boogaloo

I wondered why things were so quiet.  Now we got this ignorant shithead, er, paragon of meritocracy to deal with again.

It’s okay if you’re Megs.

Escape From NoVA!

Manchin realized it is best to be a dick from WV than a dick in WV.

I think Lebron would have a better chance of trademarking “Timeout Tuesdays.”

On the long weekend Trump smacked a bunch of small white balls around for hours.

The only place crueler to dolphins is Taiji.

Tiffany?

My reaction to this clumsy attempt at trademarking a phrase.

Who knew that an idiot narcissist with the brain capacity of mashed potatoes would leak US intelligence to score points on Twitter?

So you’re saying that no matter what fork you stick it with, it’s done.

No Chuck E Cheez?

It also had a strong “playing with the boys” vibe that made the brass feel funny in their flight suits.

So now James Comey understands a very little how Hils Clinton felt.

And who are you, the fat Trump said, that I must bow so low?

I knew schools are geared towards prepping kids for work life but stop prepping them for life in a Amazon warehouse.

We’ll drink some wine to keep our gut bacteria fine.

The citizens with the following last names will have their kids citizenship under review for no particular reason:

That looks like a ginger dominant, ginger-scallion sauce.