At what point do the monsters eat them?

Right. Mind blown.

*fapfapfap

Schhhhyyallllllllrrriiiiight!

WIFEY MATERIAL.

Yeah, she's not getting mugged/raped anytime soon.

Metal isn't supposed to be cute.

I just watch porn

LET THE BROMANCE CONTINUE!

SPACE DOGFIGHTS YEAH!

I'm still losing my mind over Dance Central on the XBOX KINECT!!!!

Ice-T is great... at talking shit.

Opened this tab with a bunch of others and when I got to it, I thought it was a post about real ice cream sandwiches. *Runs to the store

Random Epiphany: William Shatner should've been the main character in Avatar.

Kool Herc is crying right now.

Uh oh, iPad watch your back!

Got a beam in my pants that shoots without batteries. Heh.

EZIO DON'T GIVE A DARN HOOTIN' BOUT NO WALK THROUGHS!

Nah, this is pretty cool.

PETA's so mad right now