Can I unscrew his head though?

K FINE I'LL DO IT.

WHAT?! *puts on funny hat

It really looks like a friendly whale though.

This guy has the proper douchebag hair to fully enjoy this convertible.

Nerdiest? That Halo warthog is fucking cool.

Ryan Gosling is so mad at this right now.

Yeah, this is... sick.

i'm pulling up to the theaters in an escalade. YOU MAD!??!!

Immortals aka We All Wear Funny Hats

kids are getting soft.

LIKE.

NO.

Look at those Kardashians, with their slutty horns.

The windows to my soul are getting erect.

But where's Doc?

What the hell is this review? Can I see boobs with it or not?

That whale is not a patriot.

I'm having a zoolander moment.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!