Hold on. I'm not taking the blame for the fact that my dad is a crazy right wing conspiracy theorist who believes Stargate is a movie that should be shown on the history channel. No way. He did this to himself.

Having a daughter has made my husband more liberal. It enrages him that someone would ever try to deny her rights or treat her like a second class citizen. He still hates the thought of her dating, but he hates the thought of her being denied help, jobs, or worse even more ;)

You might want to try a gluten free diet, it would appear that your current diet is causing issues with higher brain function.

You're not a very good troll. If that is your point (which is what you are basically saying) I wouldn't quit your day job.

Thank you. I'm glad the "you think pagans are a better fit for our country" dogwhistle shit did not go unnoticed.

Of course not. It was a Polo league. Why else would they need the horses!?!

It actually started out as the Kickball & Knitting Klan, and then things took a dark turn....

Joke? Joke?

Was it a joke when the Russians bombed us at Pearl Harbor?

Started to shift? What do you think the KKK started out as, a bocce league?

Oh my . . . fucking . . . shit . . . fuck.

Rules for when to say "ghetto"

I cannot stand the majority of his friends nor relate to them, as they're pretty much decent human beings, unlike me.

2 slaps to this snobby bitch for her usage of the word "ghetto". So over that shit.

Also, she was probably born in 1996. Just putting that out there so the commentariat can feel the grossness I currently feel answering this question.

Silver Lining Alert!

She was also probably not responsible for the Atlanta Olympic bombing.

That's not nothing in a relationship, you know.

Yeah i really should have thought about selfish people like you before making personal decisions, like having kids. Don't want to inconvenience the great ones!!

Are you more sympathetic if the parent is trying hard to get their squirly 3 yr old to stop, constantly, but said squirly kid hasn't sat still for 5 minutes in her life (despite parental efforts) because she's just an antsy kid? Cause there's nothing worse (not even seat kicking) than the stress of spending a five…

Santa's a boggart, except for happiness! It also explains how he can see you when you're sleeping- he's in your cabinets.

I have avoided interacting with you because I think you are both a terrible person and a shit stirrer, but you seem to think you know a lot about me when in fact you are an ignorant ass and I clearly have to correct you. You agree with another jerk commenter that me feeling that I deserve a child is like eugenics. Um,…

Claudia, you are several levels off here. There is nothing saying that teen parents are bad, nothing saying that the poor are bad parents.

YOU are projecting bitterness.