Everyone who bought The Rules will buy this bullshit.

NEEDS HIGHER ROMANTIC ULTIMATUM STAKES.

You people need to visit my blog: 1,000 Ironed Dress Shirts. It is just pictures of the 1,000 times I've ironed my husband's shirts.

When you are white with a non-white baby, people assume you did the world a great service by saving the little colored child. When you are brown with a white-appearing child, people are suspicious because that's not the way things are "supposed" to go. If you're a woman, you must be the nanny. If you're a man, you…

White guy married to a black woman.

I can't hear you over all of my slutting about.

Whore pills for all! Heaven forbid we give birth to another Rush Limbaugh.

Everyone is not a little bit racist. That's just something that people with prejudicial thoughts say in order to excuse their own beliefs.

While stating the party isn't actually racist, just "deeply troubled". If that isn't an extremely sympathetic description of a party that holds very racist views, I don't know what the hell is.

This is like the argument that I was having with a commenter that told me that she as a White conservative knows more about racism than I do. Girl, motherfucking PLEASE.

Chirlane McCray did identify as a lesbian, but I'm not sure she does anymore. Not sure what it means, but who gives a crap? It's her identity, not anyone else's.

So what does it take to actually be racist? If barfing at the thought of a mixed race family isn't grounds, what is?

As I said, I'm way over my head in a discussion about economics. But it seems to me that there are many potential reasons why people in any given country would be pressed for job opportunities - an obvious one is poverty. It can't be just regulation.

When I was a teenager, my grandmother once tried to explain why interracial marriages were bad. "You don't see a horse and cow together, do you?" And I responded, "No, but I've seen black horses and white horses together." Shut her right up.

Also, I've never seen that host lady before, but she has some amazing deadpan skills

Dear 'Murrica,

Life imitates art?

Oh my god, I just polled the people on my own couch and got the exact same result. AMAZING.

According to another poll, 100% of people on my couch right now think Americans need to mind their own damn business.

One of the multitude of reasons to take your birth control pills religiously.