This is what should have happened on Sunday.

I don't think I'm alone when I say: I will not read another Doug Barry article until he addresses what he said in a tone that indicates he knows it is wrong to mock a rape victim. To do it in the first place is questionable. To do it in a feminist space is obscene.

To do it…

Animating women and girls is so hard.

The men were all just hanging out, minding their own businesses, waiting for their baby-mamas to make them a sandwich and a martini, and the women were all "nope" and CHAOS ERUPTED EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE DISINTEGRATION OF FAMILY VALUES. THANKS OBAMA.

No one actually can categorize anything as technically 'bad' or 'wrong' until Americans get upset about it from watching slow motion YouTube videos set to sad music. That is actually in the Geneva Convention.

A-ha: Conundrum! You cannot tell many things by looking at us blonde white females from the outside. You cannot tell that this one was raised on an island where she was in the racial & ethnic minority, so she doesn't share the racist background & perspective that so many mainland whites maintain. You cannot tell that…

omg REALLY!?! What was he like? Was he nice? I bet he was nice. Did you ever get to talk to him? Or go out on a date? Were you study buddies? Did you cop a feel late at night in the school library? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW. FOR SCIENCE.

We reflect as a nation and change the law so this doesn't happen again.

I would love it if bell hooks was quoted more around here, regularly, and without there needing to be such a huge racialized trial that protests break out all across America prompting such quotation. I know that Gloria Steinem is frequently the go-to person for a quote on feminist issues on Jezebel, and it'd be cool…

When did you meet my ex husband?

Zimmerman's Milam and Bryants' accounts were thoroughly vetted by the prosecution sustained against all physical, forensic, ballistic, and eyewitness evidence.

Fuck off, Robert. You're brother got off. You don't need to keep spamming the internet.

For a horrifying moment, I thought that penises had become sentient and were growing arms. IT HAS BEGUN. DEPLOY THE VAGINA DENTATA.

Really Gawker, can you tell me how "FatLindyWestEatsMyShit" isn't banned yet?

FACTS ARE A PLOY OF THE LIBERAL MEDIA!

Yes, but you did have the Shoah, colonialism the consequences of which are still playing out across the globe, two world wars, some of the worst dictators in history, the genocide in the former Yugoslavia, and, you exported your fascism to South America when your war criminals helped set up similar regimes there. I…

Seriously. That might be the most EPIC FAIL of all epic fail commenter attempted corrections of all time.

The Civil Rights Movement would like to take an issue with your statement that that's not a good way to get things done.

They're historic in hindsight. At the moment they're just annoying drivers and cops. The relevance grows with time.

Fuck all you "good liberal white people" who are going to come in this comment section and give yourselves a pat on the back. Just stop. You already showed your asses last night in the previous article. Like Seriously fuck you. Because you still felt the need to lecture us on our pain and made it all about you. Let…