There are 3 Sams in my son Sam’s small preschool. When we are out in the world and someone asks him his name, he says, “Sammy S.”
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What anyone wants or needs out of sex is intensely personal
No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.
it drove me gabonkers.when winner after winner didnt thank the author of the book! Not untiluntil the end! and yes I was yelling at the tv Thank Elizabeth Stout! I mean crap George RR Martin got to go onstage.
People can never seem to pronounce my name right. It’s like they see a “y” and their brain shorts out.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life fucking only one person, you want the rest of your life to, like, be put on hold for a little while maybe.
I heard the streets are paved with cheese...
My job here is done.
I want to go in there in organize her shoes by color...
Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo.
Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.
I’m not much older than Jewel. I definitely was allowed to walk to school by myself starting in kindergarten. And going to the store alone at 8 or 9, or going to the park and spending the afternoon without parents there? Constant. Really did happen. (During that time, I lived first in a smallish town, then a smallish…
Lucky you, that you don’t have to be at work when your kids are waiting at the bus stop.
You know how I know he’s English? I watched the last season of Sons of Anarchy with my boyfriend. His American accent was SO BAD that I’m pretty sure he wasn’t even trying. Most of the time when I was watching that show I was really just giggling and mimicking Charlie Hunnam and his hilarious attempt at sounding…
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they better not fuck this up because Road House is, essentially, a perfect movie.
“Yeah palpate that potentially cancerous lump you naughty bitch!”