I don’t think I’d even blink. My mom is the type who sends things like Halloween-themed care packages with puffy pumpkin stickers, plastic spider rings, Harry Potter pencils, and such. I’m 36. I roll my eyes but secretly love it.

“Love lexicon” is a lot better than my previous favorite, “bangin’ words.”

I know he probably has people do it for him but for some reason the image of the Pope tweeting while he's on the Holy Can makes me really happy.

A picture of Beyoncé for sure.

One baby being pulled off another before walking away, shaking his head “I just wanted to destroy something adorable”

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest babies who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation passing gas, waiting for naps; slaves with white diapers. Mommy has us chasing toys and laser pointers, eating pablum we hate so we can make shit for our…

Past tense? Aaron Spelling, for one. Alan Ball was another. Lorne Michaels used to be good. Chuck Lorre still gets shows on air. How? I’ll never know. Ryan Murphy ruins all his shows by the second season, see Glee, Nip/Tuck, AND American Horror Story. I tend to like Aaron Sorkin, but The Newsroom is terrible. And Seth…

P.S. I am rewatching Buffy and, once again, it’s very good.

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

Nobody cares about your boner though...

What if Duggar was the father of Bristol Palin’s and Rachel Dolezal’s babies? It could be something that the Duggars might support as it would, quite likely, be a sign of the end times.

kermit did 9/11

I mean, if I was forced to give birth to the son of God without even the joy of bone zoning anyone to get me there, I would probably start dropping by random statues of myself to try and get it in.

The reason is that just like gender and race, disability is a social construct. We only say that having an extra chromosome is a disability because society decided it was a bad thing. We could have decided having green eyes was a bad thing and then that would be a disability. Being gay used to be considered a mental…

Yeah in general, if you’re born in Canada you are a Canadian citizen, but there are exceptions for foreign diplomats and stuff. And apparently “birth tourism” is a thing but i’m not really sure how widespread that actually is. I don’t understand why more people don’t do that, actually... I'm not a legal expert though,…

First, the lawsuit ... a guy named Edson Ricci claims LiLo owes him $26,400 for transportation services he performed for Lindsay ...

I am interested more in what she did say than her lack of brunt-bearing for her “family’s” part in these failed legislative monstrosities. How could she have answered that? They’re not some generational dynasty, as much as all America super duper bad wants them to be. She’s married to the former President, and while…

Why should people of color trust her after she lobbied for the 1994 Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act which included the three strikes provision?

Clinton asked them for “vision” and a “plan.”