I know, right?

What can I say, he likes to make deals.

In addition to Madame Masque, I like the allusions to Hedy Lamarr - who was likely NOT a super villain...!

It’s ingenious in its simplicity, based around a seesaw arrangement in the middle. As a mouse goes in, the seesaw tips under its weight, blocking the exit while setting the other side of the trap. There’s another one-way gate which the mouse will explore for lack of options, and so find itself in the end chamber…

There’s a little hole in the wall lunch place near my work that does Gyros and hot sandwiches, and they have their prices set up so everything comes to even dollar amounts including tax. The sign says a hot pastrami sandwich costs 5 bucks and a can of soda is a buck, you’re slapping down 6 bucks and walking out with…

He’s like the Marcus Antionius of spilled coffee.

i haven’t been back in a long time but my mom tells it had a bad fire a few years back and was closed for a long time. she likes to go to the bird sanctuary there. however they seem to be making up for the lost revenue by charging to allow your children to zipline over a collection of gators.

Gatorland! Omg I loved gatorland when I was a kid! Is it still there!?!

Paul Nutreides, the Kwisatz Haderchuck.

I laughed so loud the cats ran away. Reminds me of my 11 year old son. He had to go in for an endoscopy, and they put kids under for that. He hates needles, so they gave him Versed to calm him.

Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.

In other words, this bear is living its truth and I respect the hell out of it.

I’m wondering if the visions of the future that Mark Pelligrino showed Sam back at the end of season 7? are ever going to play out or if they somehow changed the future and it will never happen.

This is not something we should believe, but it’s something we should worry about. Pegg is right that movies like Star Wars (and Jaws and Indie) were important during the 1970s-80s transition from movies with downtown premieres to the suburban multiplex. Sure, you can’t blame a single film for the shift toward…

This is why you don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

And God help you if there’s a gazebo near by...

Lakes are well known for attacking unsuspecting people, who are just driving around, minding their own business. You don’t have that kind of problem with ponds or rivers so much, but, damn, those lakes’ll get ya.