Not a comic, but this reminded me of one of the best animated movies I’ve ever seen, which also dealt with Celtic folklore: Song of the Sea. I swear to god it had me blubbering like a schoolgirl by the end. Just an absolutely excellent, moving film. 

At which point will you stop pretending to eat the dessert with measured portions and just go for eating each dessert in one bite? I think at plate number five I’ll just be dual forking it till they ask me to leave.

I agree with all of these points.

at least he didn’t ask Frederick Douglass to set up the meeting.

The police can order a business to stop selling legal goods to a certain ethnicity?

You mean “jabronois.”

Oh, fuck that noise. I try to make it sound like that scene from Austin Powers with Tom Arnold in the next stall when some fool is in the bathroom with me talking on the phone. There is a time and place for everything and the restroom is not the place for a phone conversation.

When you play the Game of Threads, you hem or you dye.

There’s a little hole in the wall lunch place near my work that does Gyros and hot sandwiches, and they have their prices set up so everything comes to even dollar amounts including tax. The sign says a hot pastrami sandwich costs 5 bucks and a can of soda is a buck, you’re slapping down 6 bucks and walking out with…

He’s like the Marcus Antionius of spilled coffee.

i haven’t been back in a long time but my mom tells it had a bad fire a few years back and was closed for a long time. she likes to go to the bird sanctuary there. however they seem to be making up for the lost revenue by charging to allow your children to zipline over a collection of gators.

Gatorland! Omg I loved gatorland when I was a kid! Is it still there!?!

I laughed so loud the cats ran away. Reminds me of my 11 year old son. He had to go in for an endoscopy, and they put kids under for that. He hates needles, so they gave him Versed to calm him.

Stoners with pie cannot be angry, my friend.

In other words, this bear is living its truth and I respect the hell out of it.

This is why you don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

And God help you if there’s a gazebo near by...

Lakes are well known for attacking unsuspecting people, who are just driving around, minding their own business. You don’t have that kind of problem with ponds or rivers so much, but, damn, those lakes’ll get ya.