Lol on your previous home occupant taking the light bulbs! But if they were LEDs, those can be pricey (early ones were, they are getting more affordable) and I could understand. When my mom moved into her condo, the previous old lady had insisted the movers take the shower heads. Apologetic daughter returned them.

LYING ON THE BED WITH SHOES ON?!?! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! (Seriously, that stood out to me. “He was murdering, raping, pillaging, and lying on the bed with shoes on.”)

I love Man on Fire. Never seen Taken, but why should I? I have Man on Fire.

A true reporter will get to the crux of the issue: will there be a second date?

How accurate can the weigh in be when they keep feeding them treats to keep them on the scale?? I mean, if someone kept feeding me French Silk pie, yeah, sure, I’d stand on that damn thing all day.

What a precious moran!

That is a beautiful, meme-worthy screen grab. I await what comes next.

President of the United States of America: A job so easy, even your kids can do it!

Never read the book, but LOVED that miniseries. And to think Lili grew up to marry Dave, the president!

‘Sanders said that the American people, “elected a fighter... they knew what they were getting when they voted for Donald Trump.”

“There was an understanding that it was a retarded expectation,” Alina wrote, adding “sorry for the hard R—I’ve never claimed to be politically correct, I’m sorry, I love all people.”

“That’s what she said,” now has a totally new meaning for me now. And it ain’t in a funny context.

What about when the accuser was showing the clown what he acts like, but it was too perfect so I just figure they both act like that.

You know, I don’t care what you think about this show, because it’s not about winning. It’s about the world! And you don’t even know what the world is!

Ariel Winter could have worn something revealing and sexy without looking like she showed up at the office at 9am dressed for a night on the town. It’s a bit of a game of “one of these things is not like the other...”

That gif!

Teefers! (She’s a cutie!)

My computer art skills aren’t what they never were, but I attempt to offer proof as my way of thanks for blindly leaping into the void of Cash Cab A-Voidance.

Screw it! If it doesn’t have Ben Bailey, who looks just like my brother, then I’m not watching.

How about planting them in containers? They won’t be invasive (and they won’t over-winter in some areas without protection) but folks with the free packet still get to plant the seeds? I imagine many of these, possibly most, are parents with Cheerio-eating kids, so the kids still get to play in the dirt and watch…