For when your arms are too tired to raise your shirt to flash your boobs.
I loved that one, because she was so good at kicking ass! As much as this trailer made me want to see the movie, I don’t get Charlize Theron as “badass in hand-to-hand combat.”
But everyone knows you should never put anything into your ear that isn’t your elbow!
Those aren’t Q-tips, they are eye shadow applicators.
How was there a secret Facebook site of nude Marine women, yet at the mere thought of a baby nursing, Facebook goes all “can’t see that! Nekkid!!”
He wants to one up Madonna by adopting a penguin. Madonna ain’t got one of those, now, does she?
See, and my first thought was “how does a tie flop into a [booze] flask?” And then I realized he *probably* means “laboratory flask.”
Trump’s presidency disturbs me, but I am becoming increasingly more concerned about his use of Executive Orders. WTF? When will congress stand up and say “hey, remember us?” I know that will take a while, given it’s congress, but still. Circumventing the “power of the people” is huge. Yuuuuge.
Other than the escorted off passengers, how many dogs were on that flight??
Who/what is the running mate? Or is the ice cream the running mate? Someone needs to work on the logo stat!
This makes me feel bad for the kid(s). Poor Ethan didn’t have a chance with this man as a role model.
I haven’t experienced PP anxiety, but have had depression, and now have been successfully medicated for anxiety. I started with celexa, which was great but I didn’t like the side effects (sex stuff.) Now I am on cymbalta and it works great. Still side effects, but I can deal.
Yeah, the whole vandalism thing! Like my mother always told me, fools names and fools faces, always seen in public places.
I feel like I win! I saw the girl at :34 (denim overalls, white tank) and thought “she’s cute! He should ask her out!”
Actually, there’s a school.
Santa is white, like Jesus, and has blue eyes. YES, SANTA HAS BLUE EYES! JUST LIKE JESUS! I know it’s so because I saw it on a picture at my Methodist church.
Yeah, but can she tell the weather with her boobs?
Well, now we know that Kim Zolciak’s shit stinks, because it looks like she’s smelling it in that picture.