OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

RedBull - It can also take back your wings.

Helen was the original Becky with the good hair.

Track: Rings | Artist: Aesop Rock | Album: The Impossible Kid

Are we certain this isn’t Russian “humor”

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

So, Beyonce just roasted the shit out of Jay Z for cheating on her. The album she did it on is on Tidal, which Jay Z owns. So Jay Z is literally making money off of cheating on his wife? Lemonade for everyone.

Last time I was caught double-fisting on kiss cam, my date and I got kicked out of the Ice Capades. The times they are a-changin'.

So that means you’re going to be doing exactly what you call out in the article by covering more YouTube drama for page views? Love it.

Isn’t it just as wrong to suggest a Chinese actress to play a Japanese character? And potentially more problematic internationally, given the history of conflict and oppression between those two nations.

My Headless Girlfriend Can’t Be This Cute!

I don’t think he was trying to block anybody. I think he noticed the biker in left lane coming at a high rate of speed and got fixated trying to avoid him by switching back to the right lane. Then he failed to notice the other bike coming up even faster and inadvertently blocked him. Obviously this is just…

It only is in basically Utah, because of the issues with abusive polygamist marriages.

“Watch This Idiot Lose Control of His X-Wing as He Peels Out of Starfighters and Stim Tea”

And please say you are working on a historical fiction/romance regarding the whole matter...

You're the real monster.

Sounds interesting, is this the final piece of DLC for the game? I was really hoping we’d get something like the tombs from before the reboot. I really enjoy the newest games, but even ROTR hardly expanded upon the lackluster tombs from the last game and hardly compares to any of the tombs from past games.

Do we think the Pi 2 hardware is necessary? I have a decommissioned first-gen Pi Model B that it would be fun to try this on.

I sort of read that statement to mean that it’s somewhat racist to assume that black academy members will automatically vote for black actors, and that any solution to the dearth of black nominees that consists of simply adding more black academy members would thus be relying on that same sorta-kinda racist assumption…