Oh man, Marcia Clark’s face was one of my first experiences with poorly photoshopped internet pornography. Rest in peace, AOL gif chatroom.

Fabulous Kinja.

Bernie’s NFL!

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

No! The podcast will now be a supplement to the regular Funbag.

Get some headphones, shitlord

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Fuck Levi’s Stadium in particular. At least the NFL has the decency to admit to Chargers, Raiders, and Rams fans that their teams are moving. 49ers fans got their team migrated 38 miles away, down one of the most congested highways in the country, to a suburb of San Jose, and the league still has the audacity to call…

Show him that it’s white girls stealing from a black guy. His head will explode, and presto! No father-in-law to deal with tomorrow.

“Goddamn Obama just lets people steal things now and doesn’t even care.” -Drunk father in law looking over my shoulder as I read this article. Merry Christmas!

Jaws: “Back to film room!”

It’s a nice touch that he puts his location on the BREAKING NEWS as NFL Films, which gives it a bit more insider-y touch. But when he retracts, he’s just some dude in Mt. Laurel.

This guy is the human equivalent of Manos: The Hands of Fate.

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

Holy hell, I got annoyed when U2 gave me a free album on iTunes, I would FLIP OUT if Republican politicians used my phone number to invite me to some event.

Two things: (1)I’m not sure you understand economics. All of the original value of the ticket has already gone to him. You purchasing it encourages secondary market ticket sellers to continue working in that industry and purchasing Redskins tickets...which directly results in revenue for Snyder. If that seat remained…

You’re giving a racist billionaire your hard earned money to go sit in the cold watch a bunch of dudes give each other CTE. “I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.”. You said it brother

Not the same without Paul Reubens voicing Rex.