There’s quite a bit of elision and misinformation presented here. I truly don’t have the energy to dig into all of it, but let’s take on the scare-quoted oxybenzone and Vitamin A, for example. Retinyl palmitate, the natural form of Vitamin A that is used in sunscreens, has been proven safe by multiple rigorous,…

To be fair (and I’m sure she’s said lots of other problematic things but just in this case) she is talking about fighting another person. And there ARE safety concerns when you agree to fight any person, whether it’s someone who is likely on steroids (Cyborg) or someone a lot bigger than you or with a more impressive…

So even when I bathe in SPF50 and manage to avoid any kind of burn, I’m still screwing with my skin?

“We need to examine the mentality of these applicants.

No snark: that’s a cute pic.

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

Some of these ridiculous IPAs out there nowadays taste like they’ve already been fucked.

Or that we require the enforcement of labor laws so people are paid just wages. Tipping is a hugely problematic system that does not improve worker treatment. Every evaluation of tipping indicates it’s racist and sexist as hell for workers and encourages racist and sexist treatment of customers.

Still, his performance in The Fault in Our Stars wasn’t half-bad.

Obama’s comic timing is amazing. I adore his deadpan snark delivery.

As a religious dude myself, I always sort of figured that the “made in God’s image” clause was more about our souls rather than our physical bodies. I’m not entirely sure. Oh well. I’ll just live the best life I can, be nice to others, and then if I ever get to meet Him I’ll ask for clarification.

Seriously! This whole article reminds me of 10th grade, when me and my friends thought we were soooo much better than the kids wearing Abercrombie and Hollister because we shopped at Hot Topic and were super cool and different. Except then I grew up and realized that was dumb as shit.

“Lilly Pulitzer is not fashion. It is clothes.”

Jesus. I’ve been buying Lilly Pulitzer clothes for years. Not because I was trying to pass as rich and privleged but because I like gaudy bright colors and simple lines. No way anyone can be buying them for that reason, huh?

I’m amazed at the amount of vitriol this Lilly Pulitzer/Target collab has managed to garner. And I’m even more shocked at how willing writers seem to think it’s okay to paint a broad category of women so harshly just because the writer does not fancy the prints in question.

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

We can and we must! Rose! Jack! Jack! Rose! Rose! Jack!

have you ever had a friend bring you a really good bagel or something and you call her an angel? and then another friend is like, “why must you constantly put friends on the highest of high pedestals? can’t they just be someone with a great deal of good bagels doing something good?” and you’re like, “whatever, she’s…

Bang him.