Actually we’ve beaten the Germans three times on German soil. We just needed help from the English the first two times.

I wonder if you actually bothered to read the article and notice that they’re talking about three English soccer players and that this has pretty much nothing to do with the United States.

Will you tell your grandchildren about the Great Texan Emoji Kerfuffle of 2015?

Would

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