This administration has no bottom, no depths to which it will not sink. And the Senate Republicans, knowing there is a very good chance they’ll be voted out of power there, too, are stacking the courts with their loathsome judges as fast as they can. Those judges will not only rubber stamp the cruel immigration…

Trump is firing people until he gets his fascist dream team who will ignore the law to do what he wants.

“How much more evil can you get?”

Never underestimate the depths these loathsome ghouls can descend to.

I think I’m not going out on a limb by saying “much, much more evil”.

Well, fuck.

Of all the things this administration has done, separating children from their parents is the most disgusting and least forgivable. It is evil on a level that I wouldn’t wish on my greatest enemy, doing it in bulk like what these guys have done is completely abhorrent and shameful. How these people sleep at night is…

Even worse, the python was only caught because of an oblivious sex partner. According to the Washington Post, researchers in the Everglades have been attaching radio transmitters to male pythons, who then lead the researchers to breeding females. Hence, this particular python’s demise.

What a shitty shitty shitty job to be that hs counselor trying to have a shred of integrity in the face of outright privileged injustice.

I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.

She bought it for $2.8M?

Also, how are they so sure that his mother was not, herself, murdered? 

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

I’m ready to welcome Sekhmet, the First Vampire. Long may she reign. 

A sincere “Please give me my job back.”

I also took it as a joke, in that “my money created this monster that is the Kartrashians and maybe had I not leant it they would not be what they are today”.  

I only remember being spanked once. We had moved into a new house and I found a box on the side with all these switches, and I just stood there flipping them back and forth until my parents came running out the side door.

You can’t believe, in the age of our Cheeto-dusted reality-TV president, that Howard Stern still has a show on satellite radio? Frankly I’m just glad he’s not the White House communications secretary.

Did he just think the wedding was a role in a movie he’d forgotten he’d signed on to shoot?

Yo - STOP BRINGING THESE SOCIOPATHS ON MORNING NEWS SEGMENTS. 

I just clicked through to read the article. It includes this sentence: “The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge apparently view themselves as the King and Queen Bee of the Turnip Toffs, so much so that Kate might have felt the need to “phase out” a powerful local marchioness, Rose Hanbury, the Marchioness of Cholmondeley.”…