MagicEyes
MagicEyes
MagicEyes

you know, that was the first thing that came to mind, that she just bad-mouthed the father of her child in front of thousands of people in a public forum. you know it’s one of the reasons the kid doesn’t want to go home to her. wondering if this hurts her chances with a judge in a future hearing.

I totally understand why. She isn't making herself look very good.

For real, like I find him attractive but god being around him ALL THE TIME? shit.

Her comment has put me in the Ritchie camp.

I'm exhausted thinking about what it would be like to date Aziz Ansari.

Can’t we fling them for large baskets attached to levers.

“he said that he faced “character assassination””

Pretty sure that the character coroner’s office determined it was a *SELF-INFLICTED WOUND*.

I propose a new sport where we tie Dov Charney and Terry Richardson to the fronts of junky cars and then crash them into each other. I shall call this “Creep Jousting.”

The notion of successfully threatening Dov Charney with character assassination is the funniest thing I’ve heard this week, possibly in 2016.

He is deeply, profoundly creepy as fuck.

I’m not a biologist, but I’ll make a diagnosis: Ted Cruz is not a human being composed of organic compounds, but instead a sentient block of childrens’ tears, Spam, and crumpled-up bank statements obscuring illegal campaign donations all blended together and molded into the shape of a 40-something man who refuses to

Hope, she took a long time to die, though.

“What I like killing the most is hope”

I thought the First Ladies were supposed to stay out of politics? And I seriously doubt anyone in China was sitting around being butthurt about not meeting with the First Lady.

Ms. Obama stays home to take care of her child = bad First Lady

I want to be offended, but I honestly doubt that Jeb! could tell nieces Laura and Barbara apart.

Am I the only one who thinks this is creepy? Maybe it’s just because I’m the same age as this girl. It’s definitely making me question where you draw the line between fan and casual stalker now that social media is so ubiquitous.

I don’t know what Certs you’ve been eating, but Thin Mints do not taste like Certs...

You sir are a soulless monster. Which, I guess, is apt.

Drew, I saw this with all due respect, but fuck you, buddy. Thin Mints are vastly superior to Taglongs. Can you put a Tagalong in the freezer? No, you can not. Did various other shitty foods create a Tagalong flavor like Nesquick did with their Thin Mints flavored milk(of which I bought a case and yelled at my