Injecting yourself with HIV+ blood is also an option. Although I genuinely doubt it actually happened.

So... Dr Oz had to be the voice of reason

“I didn’t see it as Russian roulette. I didn’t see it as a complete dismissal of the conventional course we’ve been on. I’m not recommending that anyone – I’m presenting myself as a type of guinea pig.”

Yeah, to me the grossest aspect was the whole “Skinny’s babies CUMMING soon.” NO. The actual BIRTH has nothing to do with cumming, you gross fucks.

I don’t think it’s insane to fear for the safety of children in the care of a known sexual predator.

yeah guys calm down, known sex offenders are great role models. I bet those kids are going to get great advice in consent and shit from their mom seeing how she grooms women to be assaulted by her partner.....A+ parenting skills!

I’ve never been to a baby shower that centered so heavily on how the baby was MADE rather than celebrating the goddamn people who bringing the baby into the world. It’s weird.

Re: Terry’s baby shower- That shit is disgusting. I’d like to think I’m sex positive, but come the fuck on (zero puns intended!!!!!). Yeah, let’s talk about sex and shit, but can we separate that discussion from celebrating the imminent arrival of children? I’m not a huge fan of conventional baby showers myself. I…

what the actual fuck

Anyone who closely followed the local news on this all weekend — the NYT, NYP, NY Daily News, NY1, and Eyewitness 7 and News 4 NY — knew that the father’s story did not check out, regardless of whatever took place with the young men who have been arrested.

What in the actual fuck.

I don’t understand the world we live in.

See, this is why I eat my freeze my candy bars before eating them with a knife and fork. You people are savages.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.

In the last five minutes she made ten thousand dollars.

My cousin used to write hilarious Christmas letters from an imaginary family named the Glinks. They were the best/most/perfect, utterly clueless, and insufferable.

Are they sure those butterflies were inspired by Radiolab and not, say, McQueen???

Jokes aside this is genuinely a vomitous display of extreme wealth gussied up in Vogue as creative good taste. Looking forward to them being caught up in horrendous tax cheating scandal in a few years.

My response to the paragraph about the food: what a pair of pretentious twats.