partying is in their job description

He looks like a scrotum.

I hate Sean penn’s stupid fucking face.

“Moooooom! Hugh Hefner used all the hot water again! He’s been in there for like an hour. Make him get out, I need to go to school!”

I would never be able to shake the feeling that every surface in that place would be coated in a fine layer of lube and gonorrhoea.

Wait. Wut.

I’m going to suggest that an executive who doesn’t figure out a way for his/her executive assistant to take a break is a dreadful boss (and person). At my old office, they had someone from the mailroom sit at reception and answer phones so the regular gal could get a break.

Well thank goodness you made sure to point out some of us do not have the option. Full time: Exec Assistant and Reception at a small real estate office - there IS no one else. Part time: radio - again, no breaks. So how about an article about how the American people have squandered all of their “worker’s rights” by…

“in a fucking “right-to-work” state. If I wasn’t expected to “make up” the time I was taking a lunch break, believe me I’d fucking take it”

^^THIS. The erosion of unions is a bunch of medieval bullshit. The 1% have *all time record profits* and productivity, yet they want more, are greedy f*cks and will ride you to…

Jesus, John Kasich. You’re supposed to be the smart one. The kinds of jobs you’re talking about, the ones with offices and telecommuting and computers, are the ones that ALREADY provide paid family leave as part of their benefits packages. You can’t telecommute to your job at the fast-food restaurant, or Walmart, or…

they fall behind on the experience level, which means that the pay becomes a differential.

Good Idea: Paid telecommuting options should be expanded for new parents (particularly women) so that employers cannot use an experience differential to justify a pay gap.

The only people who suggest this are people who've never taken care of an infant 24/7. Having taken care of 3 of them it just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

I LOVE how people just casually suggest that working from home is equivalent to maternity leave, like it’s so easy to work while caring for a newborn. The first three months with my second born were so intense that taking a shower felt like a major accomplishment.

Yup totally works.

Of all the candidates with goldfish memories, he’s almost the worst. It’s like each clause in each sentence is from a mutually independent section of brain, and no one consults inside his skull.

PS- In my head I just did a thing where the severity of their goldfish memory is in direct proportion to their resemblance to…

One can only hope he called up the curse of the ruins upon himself.

Some of us just call that period sex, wash the sheets, and get on with life.

Oh, fuck the hell off, Bieber.