“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

Funny embarrassing story about David Spade: I worked at one of the 3 bars in Big Bear Lake in 2001. This little guy (literally, he’s tiny) brought an underage girl with him and demanded to be let in.

Dude, come on. I’d go out into the wilderness with Bear Grylls or hang with Ellen if I could. Who wouldn’t? I'm thirsty for some good fucking times.

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

...

Just keep in mind to never invite those miserly Sackville-Bagshawes to any festivities.

Yeah, their kid should be called something like Delphinium Bagshawe-Redmayne.

Eddie Redmayne and his wife Hannah Bagshawe are expecting a baby.

She had a video called Dear Black People. even worse than Dear Fat People. Just shit upon shit.

Or her “feature film” is gonna be directed by Joe Francis.

with a name like arbour she should make a like a tree and get out of here

I’d say she could she could pick a cheek and kiss it, but I already have one asshole down there. Two would be superfluous.

It may have changed her life financially but at the cost of whatever shred of humanity she ever possessed.

But it is ok cause she made money off being an asshole. #blessed

So basically she got rich and famous by being deeply and publicly unlikable. Oddly, this gives me hope.

You kind of said everything that needs to be said on this subject.

I thought she couldn't get more awful, but she found a way.