What's really great is that this video has clearly been *edited*. Meaning he didn't just drunkenly record it and post it, he sat down and watched it and cut out the parts he didn't think were good enough, then gave us the rest.

One of my bucket list items is "play D&D with Vin Diesel."

So nobody thinks it's blatantly obvious that the "no homo" thing was, I dunno, mocking the statement? Like the way he put it there when it didn't make any sense, WROTE OUT, "Pause," and then further clarified he was straight? Like he was lampooning men who feel the need to specify they're straight and throw out shit…

This Dule gif has given me life after death (meaning the fucking 1.5 hour of sleep I got last night).

I feel like there's something missing with the eye makeup. Her eyes looking flattened to me, and the lashes too spiky. But the lip is divine and so is the dress.

Dear Seahawks Fans, even if you are destined to watch your team lose this evening

Look, I hate to break this to you, but anyone who really knows anything about the Catholic Church — as opposed to journalists and bloggers who just cover it when it's a good story — always knew that Francis wasn't as liberal as lots of people thought he was.

Unfulfilled? Clearly you don't know this fandom.

Who are these people who give a shit what North West will look like in twenty years? I want to know. I want to meet them in person and give them some books or DVD's or crafting supplies or a fucking jump rope—LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT WILL OCCUPY THEM—because they have way too much free time.

I don't force my kids to hug or kiss even me. I ask for a hug or kiss, and if they say "Not now" or "I don't want to", that is ok. But that is mostly because I want to teach them to ask other kids if they want a hug before hugging them, not because I am worried it will lead to sexual victimization. I just want them to…

Um, I'm well aware of it means. Research (I'm pretty sure from the Austrian Academy of Sciences) suggest that Cleopatra was part African.

Maybe no one wants to see another white woman play Cleopatra again.

THANK YOU! It looks like all the guys in my junior high circa 1995 that left the Sun-In in their hair for way too long.

In a way, all panties are Uran - ah, forget it.

I literally just came here to say fuck bees, so thanks for taking care of that for me.

I am surprised they haven't done so already. They have some serious legal dogs.

I'm always amazed when parents (with no pets) talk about how dirty animals are and then post photos of their kids eating spaghetti off the floor.

Alternate title for this post: Big Birdwatcher Pushes Anti-Cute Kitty Cat Agenda for 100 Years, Can Suck It

Wow, he is older and more opinionated than I thought.

I say this as a queer lady: As much as that article is Not Okay, I totally think Miley is team puss and have been saying so for months.