I'm down with the Rock-A-Doodle.

Is this Jezebel's way of apologizing for its own "R. Kelly rapes and exploits young girls" amnesia? Or are we all just going to pretend Jezebel has always been sounding the alarms about R. Kelly all this time and that pro-R. Kelly review was a collective hallucination?

Would have preferred to see Miley styled like Rooster from Annie.

Yeah, but both of their music careers need attention.

Beaches should not be private, they should be available for everyone to enjoy. In Hawaii all beaches are public. The land and properties adjacent to the beach can be private, but the shoreline itself is public. Thats the way it should be. Fuck rich celebrities buying up all this land and property and keeping it…

But his jacket smells like piss...

Is anyone else a little weary of the whole one-night stand abortion thing? I mean, we already have to deal with cheers of "close your legs" from the right. Maybe they could have done a boyfriend breaks your heart and then you find out you're pregnant storyline? Or I am making too much out of this, and I should just be…

For the love of Dog, put it in a roasting pan! You never put foil or silicone in the oven without a tray, sober or not!

Crackers:

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

These are lovely! I'd buy this fragrance, too. I hope one day, these kinds of pictures are everywhere!

I used to go to sleepovers back in the early 80s where moms would just sling us a bag of cast-off makeup and nail polish and tell us to go for it. The results were predictably amazing.

I admit to feeling a little defensive here, but I had a make-over sleep-over for my...tenth or eleventh birthday, I believe. There were no facials, but we had manicures and pedicures, and we got our hair (and maybe makeup?) done. This was almost 15 years ago.

Part of sleepovers is waking up the next day to the breakfast traditions of other families that aren't your own.

Damn that cat for being thin undyed cotton. Damn them straight to hell.

"Nothing could possibly go wrong here with the Christmas tree!" said no cat owner ever…

That cat's no "asshole." I'll admit it's hard to tell if he's an atheist or a muslin, but he's clearly part of "The War on Christmas."

WTF with all of the people who are like "Who's Spock?"

Best parts... Billy turning on a dime when he realized he had approached a Hasidic Jewish man. Amy yelling "You know me!" all crazy at the dude at the end. Good stuff.

"Not dealing with that bullshit name!" was the most hilarious line here. And the fact that people kept being like "Oh wow, it really is Amy Poehler!"