"I'm going to use a gif to brush off the fact that I just got shut down."

"And campus isn't the only place with hoes. They are everywhere: coffee shops, bars, clubs, grocery stores, malls, etc."

"Have teenagers literally ever in history been humble and sensitive?"

I think the problem is they're not dealing with death. They are ignoring it and making it all about them. They are shitheads.

Right, because being unable to resist the compulsion to post a picture of your face even when you're at a funeral screams "I'm humble and sensitive."

Why can't the simple answer ever be "They're just self absorbed narcissists with the personality of an in-grown toenail?"

I felt a moment of searing, instinctive hatred for Rob Lowe when I saw that headline.

That will lit-rally never happen.

Yeah, agreed. Sometimes the "edginess" here is just misdirected.

DON'T SCARE US WITH YOUR MISLEADING HEADLINES, JEZEBEL. LEARN JOURNALISM!!11!!

Well, you have to drink all the vodka once it's opened, or else it goes bad!

Can someone help me out here?

Maybe become more fluent in the English language, and also discover that Africa is not a country. Then we can talk.

Are these her parents? This is so bizarre, it's not like a frat party where the patients are basically running the asylum; there are bona fide adults at this thing, and everyone seems to have bought in to the "theme" with nary a side eye. What the fuck?

If anything this was to celebrate the amazing country and people.

I have always wanted to go to Africa (to teach English)

Ah, taken right out of the She's All That playbook. Take off glasses and add a red dress and voila, from dowdy to doable!

If I google image search "get laid haircut", this is one of the results. I'm not sure this cut would get me laid. Not even with my wife.

True story, I was reading Jez a while ago and there was a photo of Kim still with the dark hair, and my daughter said "Princess Jasmine! Princess Jasmine!".