I can already taste the bitterness when it turns out to be Red Dead Remastered.

There are also too many states. Please eliminate three.

Motion control is particularly vexing. I play video games because I want to sit the fuck down and chill the fuck out. Asking me to exert myself physically in any way is completely counter to that goal.

Handhelds.

Any game/app/thing that doesn’t use a console’s system keyboard

Apps for games I own, nope, not going to download, I really do not care.

Need a new bikini streamer? Why not Zoidberg?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Who gives a shit. This is a $60 unit that has no instruction manuals for the games (QR codes? Fucking really?), no home button AND THE CORDS FOR THE CONTROLLERS ARE THREE FEET LONG.

Yeah sounds terrible, get a Retron 5. The newer model black/purple with the better cartridge connects and update that bad boy to the most recent firmware. They have long past fixed the issues that made it a piece of poop at launch.....besides the included controllers, they will always be last resort junk but:

Nah, it made sense back then when most people couldn’t afford a CRT TV bigger than 20 inches, also taking up a few feet from the wall, and living room setup were often very close to the TV.

It just wouldn’t be a modern Nintendo console without some sort of unnecessary design flaw.

This is par for the course for Nintendo lately. Amazing idea, utter shit execution.

Sure, but now that we’re all old and have bad backs, it’s a lot harder to sit on the floor 5 feet away from our TVs.

I’m not sure if this is earnest or not, but I feel like this is pretty dumb. Who knows what was possibly going through her mind? Who knows how she feels about Bush? Basing conjecture on a two second snippet from a public event just seems unnecessary to me. What is even the point of this post?

It’s a one-person dev team.. so he’s got to squash bugs and try to add features at the same time. If he says it’s coming, I have every reason to believe that it will. So don’t let that stop you from checking out an awesome game. Just my two cents. :)

Actually, this is very bad QA. Standard practice is to have a “Loser Playthrough” where you need to check off every situation in which a player can “lose” and how the game reacts. It is equally (if not more) important as playing through the game well, since it tests things which would otherwise go untested since they…

Is this game fun to play? Is it a good game?

I think they removed the sub-surface scattering effect that made her skin look more realistic.