Oh great! You’ve ruined the 2005 Daniel Day Lewis movie The Ballad of Jack and Rose! I hope you go to hell.

Yeah, but a big ass gun doesn't shrink your junk.

Kumail and Rob McEnelhenny were on Dax Shepard’s podcast to discuss specifically how all three of them became jacked later in life, and one thing that was a constant in all the recountings of their experiences was the fact that none of their wives were actually happy or impressed by their physiques after a certain…

It also depends on the “why”. Being in a movie that will likely be remembered for decades and could advance his career in some interesting ways is a great “why”. Me learning an entire language so I could impress a girl on a date when ordering food in an exotic restaurant is not a great “why". It's too much work for a…

Yeah, there is a reason why “the evolutionary theory” and “the big bang theory” are theories. Because, the scientific method shies away from calling anything a “fact”. What your study and research finds could be disproven by an another study. The more studies are conducted by varied groups, the better the result.…

I don’t wanna know what you do to a mannequin.

People keep talking about the cast, but if it comes back, they need to bring back the season 3 showrunner. Otherwise, I don’t see the point. The first two seasons were strictly “OK".

Yeah, I bet Upgrade and its $17 million box office return is keeping the Sony Pictures executives up at night.

It doesn’t help that “Bandai Namco” is such an awkward name. They should have an portmanteau like “Bamco” or “Namdai”.

They already did it. It’s called Agent Cody Banks.

Maybe, they didn’t cast a lesser-known actress because she’d be LESSER-KNOWN, and then we wouldn’t be having this conversation or even know about this show on Hallmark. You can also hire lesser-known actors to replace Tom Cruise too. Hell, why pay RDJ 50 mill+ to be in the Avengers, when you can hire lesser-known…

A marriage is a marriage. Regardless of how it was initiated, it ends up being pretty similar few years in.

If anyone broke my nose, I’d have an erection.

You suck for making me defend Taco Bell. Sure, their stuff isn’t well-seasoned, but at least they got those sauces. You take McDonald’s for example. Sure, their patties are perfectly seasoned, but their breakfast menu is a travesty. And they don’t give you any sauce to remedy that. And same could be said for a lot of…

I think you’re the one who came in hot because you clearly were arguing with other people, and you brought in some leftover defensiveness from those arguments, that was unnecessary. You even assumed that I would know about the points you made in those other arguments. Well, guess what? Noodles and Company has a lot…

Before the show started, I was really hoping that they’d explore “the butterfly effect” of it all. How a small change can alter the entire universe on a macro level. But, now that it turns out that literally all the episodes are exploring that, I wish, there was a better balance of bigger and smaller stories. The…

Way to move the goal post. You didn’t say anything about a drive-thru in your original post and I was specifically referring to “Taco Bell easily has the most expansive vegetarian options of just about any chain.” You can talk about drive-thru, how cheap it is, its use of beans, etc. You can keep modifying the…

Noodles and Company is pretty great for vegetarians too. And the food’s better too (and more expensive).

If they want to write as many Norm MacDonald articles as possible, I suggest maybe not giving seven paragraphs to the one that talks about how Lorne said “and here, I’d like to pay tribute to one of the best we’ve ever had: Norm Macdonald”. There is nothing here that couldn’t have been explained by a single paragraph…

Or they simply don’t have any faith in the movie? It’s a 20th Century movie that was in development for more than a year before the merger.