Maybe, you were just joking, but your constant association of Macs and life of luxury, might be Apple’s marketing at play. It’s a fucking computer. If you’re using it to feel good about yourself or as a status symbol, you’re using it wrong. No amount of Starbucks-lurking will fill that hole you got there.

Sure, but being able to use Windows on a Mac is an advertised feature of a Mac. So, it’s like your perfect family is encouraging you to bring over that crack-ho, because while it pretends to be perfect, it realizes it’s inadequacies that only that crack-ho (and that other really loose chick named Linux, who’ll sleep…

I have no justifications for you, just possible explanations.

Pakistan was part of India not too long ago and both share strong cultural and lingual similarities. Of course, I am not trying to justify the casting, as much as trying to demonstrate that its not random or entirely insensitive. Of course, the real reason why she was cast was because like all the other instances…

Woot (another one-deal-a-day site by Amazon) has been putting this and other variations of Thinkpad 11e up for sale for past few weeks, and I bought the slightly better Thinkpad 11e Yoga for $5o more, which is same as this model but has a touchscreen that goes all the way back, and there are two notable glitches I…

Woot (another one-deal-a-day site by Amazon) has been putting this and other variations of Thinkpad 11e up for sale…

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Yep, but with a system like that, smaller movies that might not have enough hype or are competing against giant behemoth franchises, might try to cheat the system by reducing their ticket prices (possibly temporarily) to gain the prestige that would come with elevated ticket sales. In the end, the audiences would win…

Ok, Narcissism is quite a reach.

Here at the comment section? Doesn’t seem all that great of an accomplishment.

Here at the comment section? Doesn’t seem all that great of an accomplishment.

Saving that for the middle child.

That’s kind of a British TV thing, where no matter how great of an asset you are to a TV show, you’re ultimately expendable. American viewers, on the other hand, are not as easy when it comes to letting go.

To be fair, a lot of times, the sources he copies are non-pornographic, but somehow they end up looking like they are giving blowjobs anyway.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Its not really theft. Its ad-blocking. Two different problems for two different business models. There is no moral stigma associated with ad-blocking like theft does (though there will be eventually and this is the beginning), so when in shaming mood, you might be tempted to pretend they are the same thing because…

Actually, solcitations indicate that #3 is her last issue, and #4 and #5 are done by two different artists.

I don’t know about you, but if found in a similar situation, I would really appreciate this kind of headline with my name on it. This is not just a shoutout to Ahmed, its teaching people to build something “awesome” like Ahmed did. Its telling people to be like Ahmed. That’s pretty flattering. Of course, I am not…

A weird, funny thing happened to me few years back that’s relevant here in more than one way: I was working at a fast food restaurant near Chicago, and this guy, a fairly frequent customer, had come in, and as I take the order, I think “this guy looks good enough to be in the movies”. I was perplexed by this thought,…

LMAO. That’s pretty funny, Mr. President.

How about you take advice from your own username.

That was said to be due to her pregnancy in real life.