An all electric one? It’s been a long long time since I rented a car, I wouldn’t have thought an electric would be really on a rental companies radar as an offering...at least on the Spark end of the spectrum.

A joke? Really? Are you sure? Seemed like such a serious post to me. ...just how comfortably dumb are you?

Eyepatches probably wouldn’t cut it. It’s eye related, not just not being able to see. She probably no doubt did a lot with blindfolds and stuff. People tie up their limbs and stuff and still just it gone.

Yeah, frankly if that was my contract, not only would I be saying, “I don’t want to do this” but I also just wouldn’t do anything. I’d just charge you and point to the contract and shrug. lol I mean really, with a “contract” like that, why even bother trying or wasting the time to do any work. “Yep, your car is ready…

I’m going to call CP on it. For $13,000 I can buy a car isn’t burnt to a crisp...or apparently even a Chevy Spark....which normally I wouldn’t give the time of day to, but if the choice is between burnt wreckage, or a Spark, well suddenly the igniting process namesake looks like a pretty good damn choice.

Whats the going price for a Lancia Stratos?

I know, try as I might I always underutilize the scooter. But, in my defense, that is a custom step through he installed there. ;)

I love it...but, assuming it would be priced the same or close to a similar spec scooter...I’d still pick a scooter. Honestly for just running around, that step through is just brilliant. Loose the step through and you loose a big advantage the scooter has. Yeah, it looks like I could probably still wedge a 40+ pound…

Oh no one failed midterms....well in that case I guess everything is just fine. Let the submission continue then.

That clip just never gets old

Why does this feel like the roots of the pontiac aztek’s tent...

I saw a guy try to ride away with a brake lock on the front. It wasn’t pretty. The girl who’s bike it was left her key in the ignition to run into a bar for just a minute. He jumped on it, started it, popped the clutch, took off on a wheelie and probably 20ish feet later that front went down, and so did he.

Lol good one. In phillidelphia one time I left a note on my gauges that said, “hey, parts on order, $$$$ repair sorry. do not ride, not safe” I don't know if it helped but three bikes on that block were stolen over several days, but not mine.

I've never done dual sport riding trail maintaince....but it must be so much nicer than hiking trails cause you can just ride back for that gallon of gas or forgotten water bottle...or lunch. Lugging saws and shovels 20 miles in sucks.

Are you 11? ....you Harry potter wasn't a documentary right?

Please tell me this post is not full of comments from grown petrol loving adults that actually believe in curses and haunted cars...

Gay cows, lol, as a customer I once explained to another customer who was confused by homogenized milk, that all milk cows were gay and in fact had to be or they would only give milk to their baby cows, but if the cow was gay it didn’t need its milk. He said something like, “oh so that’s just some fancy liberal bs…

Take a riding and course and hope it rains. Really. Yes, such conditions can put you down. But motorcycles aren't so unstable you can't just ride for the conditions. And generally speaking, they are surprisingly fine in the rain as far as traction.

I hate the wave. The only thing I hate more than the wave is the “ride up beside me and try to have a conversation about my/your/or brand x/y/z bike.” But yeah, gave up waving long ago.....ok I know that's not what any of this is about, but waving gets mentioned and I can't help myself but to scream about my disdain…

I’m guessing the plan is to export the production to China, then hire undocumented immigrants to do the construction, and send the final bill to Mexico. If they don't pay in 90 days we will foreclose on Mexico, the bank will take it over, forcing us to move the entire wall further south.