That must smell like an old timey funeral parlor before air conditioning. 

Thanks, I hate it.

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Did she also compared sadness to depression?? 

my god what a dystopian hellscape this world is

Not gonna lie, I lost it at “becoming a rapper”. Live the dream Granny Q.

I just try to emphasize for my daughter how incredibly hard JoJo Siwa works to accomplish all that she has, and that’s what really makes her special.

“You know that they’re a Siwanator, which means that they are kind, they are nice, they are strong, they are powerful, they love everyone, they support everyone. They wanna be your friend; they wanna be everyone’s friend.”

Please tell me they got Stockard Channing there to dedicate it. Abby Bartlet fangirl 4 lyfe!

Not Hevelyn and Shevelyn? That seems like a missed opportunity.

Yes, but can you sing Surry with the Fringe on Top? Bonus points if there is an Ira nearby.

Pecan PIEEEEEEEEEEEE.

+1 I’m Ben Small, if the Coney Island Small’s.

Yeah, take a movie from 30 years ago—different time, style and sensibility—and let’s flip it around and turn it into some dreary downer because someone is feeling too proud to partake of the Pecan Pieeeeeee. Get out. Depart. Go pick on a Michael Bay film or something.

If they hadn’t gotten together then there would have been no reason to add those adorable couples and their “how we got together” stories to the movie, and then I wouldn’t know to say “I knew the way you know about a good melon” at random times in my life- and obviously always when I am choosing a melon.

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

“What has America done for the benefit of mankind? Let our answer be this–America, with the same voice which spoke herself into existence as a nation, proclaimed to mankind the inextinguishable rights of human nature, and the only lawful foundations of government. America, in the assembly of nations, since her…

Chrissy Teigen would be terrible for any RH franchise, because she would be completely, 100% incapable of not acknowledging the manufactured aspects of the show. It would be hilarious as a viewer, but definitely not helpful to the “authenticity” Bravo still likes to pretend is an aspect of Housewives.

I’m a fan. She reminds a bit of Fiona apple, except Fiona was sexualized and hated it. Glad the girl has the foresight (and the right people around) to allow control over her own image. I still hate that she has to do it.