I have a Billie and I like it. I use that Billie to shave my calves and knees but very rarely my thighs or pubic region. I don’t think it’s a terribly conflicted ad—I think they mean that shaving is not an all-or-nothing grooming procedure. No one likes capitalism, but using feel-good ads to normalize bodies is an…

Oh thank god I’m not the only one!

Hawaii was definitely a turning point, but I don’t think people felt more fake at that point . . . just drunker. I feel like that was the season that MTV really discover that keeping the cast liquored up all the time changed the dynamic. But the cast members still felt like real people for the most part, just real…

I’m actually fine with Jon killing Daeny—I feel like there are plenty of strong narrative reasons why this makes sense and could be satisfying end—but I’m not okay with how they had it play out.

OG Frozen came out when my oldest was 3, and I will forever bless it for bringing something of plot and substance into our televisual world. It was also my daughter’s first trip to the movies—a pretty great memory.

Excellent concept and I admire the inspiration and love the intended message, BUT, I’m sorry, the execution is poor. The tailoring and structure are not great, so the whole train thing is just hanging there. It’s a hot mess. *ducks*

Well, since at the time he was 47 and she was 19, I’m hopeful his reaction today is more along the line of “Wow, I still got it...but, no.”

I think the thought there is that with his momentum going in the direction it was and in a one run game, the double play probably isn’t happening because he wouldn’t be able to get the ball to second very quickly or accurately enough for the turn to be in time. Since he wasn’t sure of the double play, he went for what…

Wait wait wait wait.

“Juice” also has the benefit of being a kickass driving song with all the windows down, and that Lizzo is my everything.

Catherine O’Hara, for her part, nabbed some things she could actually use, hauling away “the show’s over-the-top closet full of patterns, jewels and wigs.” Is it cheating to dress as a character you’ve played on a show for Halloween? Because she should.

Oh my god I cannot fucking stand that “Sweet but Psycho” song! But yes it’s gaining traction and I may be forced to suffer through it with everyone else for a few months before we all forget about it forever. Fine.

I came down here to rage about how it’s gonna be “Juice” or I’m going to burn down music, but I got distracted from my shitposting by how handsome Idris Elba is.

His face is, like, empirically perfect. 

My vote is Juice - Lizzo! Got that great summer beat, body positivist, and it’s super fun to dance to. Lizzo is blowing up, which helps too! all this songs will be played all summer long, but this is the only song I wouldn’t complain about hearing more than one in a row.

It’s almost always the people who complain about too much “drama” who wind up making drama themselves.

Shane Dawson is in no way a beauty guru or skincare expert. 😂

Obviously this article was written to instigate a fight but I’m going to fall for it anyway and stand firm in my belief that LaCroix is actually good. Some of us want something that is very lightly flavored because it’s more refreshing and I don’t like the sweeter stuff. Also, I think the decline is probably heavily du…

I don’t believe it beats this legendary play by Astros, but gosh it’s certainly has to be top ten.

It’s all part of the plan to put the Orioles into a better position to draft Zion.

At least Billy Porter is doing high camp (as opposed to the rest, who are doing kitsch). Lord, I hope Bette Midler was invited - SHE can teach them all how it’s done.