He’s positively glowing. All inclinations to cynicism aside, congratulations to them.

JON, SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR VERY GOOD BOY. What a fuckin turd. Justice for Ghost, a Very Good Boy.

Classic D&D, having Sansa tell the Hound that if she hadn’t been raped for months she wouldn’t ever have been able to be a skilled politician.

Oh Brienne, Tormund would’ve never done you that way.

Drunk Lady and Discount Jack Sparrow is still a comedown from the horde of the undead.

Sophie Turner is flawless and went through puberty with astonishing grace. I want to know who was mean to her so I can go full Faceless Man on them. 

When Kelly got her appendix removed did she yell out “ Steve Carrell !!!!”

Actor Peter Mayhew, best known for playing Chewbacca in Star Wars, has died.

Book reader here!

I still want to know who ordered the cavalry charge. Somebody thought it made sense to have the heavy cavalry charge blindly into the night against an enemy whose numbers they do not know and whose battle-order they do not know. Why didn’t they wait until they saw the enemy? Or better yet, why be outside the castle at…

Dunno, but in the GOT/ASOIAF universe the seasons don’t happen regularly in Westeros; it’s heavily implied that winter comes as a result of White Walker activity, even if it doesn’t rise to the level of them invading the realms of the living.

NO WAY MAN I’M TOTALLY A HUNNERD PERCENT SERIOUS

All of you are missing Burneko’s real point: The Army of the Dead was overhyped and it was stupid that they were wiped out this easily and with so little (real) consequences. He’s mostly right about this. I think he’s being tongue-in-cheek about arguing that Cersei is actually smarter than everyone else.

Subverting expectations is well and good when it leads to interesting results. For instance, seeming to do away with plot armor, leading to a “no one is safe” first few seasons? Great subversion!

but she can’t kill both Big Bads

There’s a difference between subverting expectations and outsmarting yourself as a writer by making poor choices just for the sake of defying convention.

Oh come on...I loved the episode, but that still sums it up pretty well. 

Then why would she wait 20 years to hook up with Rob Thomas?

Dany has been squawking about the throne since day one, and she deserves it after the sucker punch of learning that she’s been fucking her nephew who is technically the one who “belongs” in the seat, thanks to the arcane laws of Westeros.

OMG stop citing sexism as the reason for his precedence! Jon is first in line because he’s Rhaegar’s kid, not because he’s a boy! Jon is Prince William, and Dany’s Prince Edward.