My mind is blown by the idea of Famous Amos discovering Simon and Garfunkel.

They are the GOODEST OF IDIOTS AND WE STILL DON’T DESERVE THEM THEN IF SCIENCE IS GONNA BE ALL RUDE AND SHIT.

Best line I’ve heard about LaCroix is it tastes like sparkling water and someone shouts the name of the fruit from the other room. 

Surprised Foodbabe isn’t somehow involved in this.

Linalool is created from a naturally-occurring alcohol found in flowers and spices, limonene is a chemical found in the peels of citrus fruits and in other plants. They are legally classified as a “substances generally recognized as safe” by the FDA: https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cf…

Tammy Metzler is from the movie Election.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

In the past year, it seems like Jennifer Garner is blasting on every cylinder. The only drag left is that dumb husband. Get out already, girl, and keep on getting yours. Also, her Instagram is fun.

Chrissy ASMR whispering how to pit an avocado while suffering through The Last Dab is pretty much my new favorite Hot Ones clip.

I get that local hole in the wall food is the best, and I 100% agree, but this article also comes off as “fuck people who are trying to make this city not suck ass and be full of run-down devastation, also fuck young people and their stupid avocado toast strawman food.” 

Bipolar disorder.

“Ansel is so hot right now”

I thought she was Tilda Swinton...

Kanye’s the kind of sophomoric dunce who believes that clinging to a minority opinion makes you a free thinking revolutionary as opposed to overwhelmingly wrong. He thinks he’s friggin’ Copernicus, but Copernicus didn’t think he was too smart to need books.

Gwyneth drinks whisky from a cup?

To be honest, I was skeptical of her, but I think she might be doing the appropriate thing here and treating Christine Blasey Ford with the same respect and care she would treat any other victim. And perhaps she took this assignment in order to do just that. Hearing isn’t over yet though, so I am reserving judgment…

I’m trying figure out how you’d sit in that outfit.

He’s blind, elderly, and high profile. He’s never seeing general. He would be a constant disruption. 

PSA: The fact that Cosby is a demonstrably terrible person doesn’t make prison rape jokes ok

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